Me: "Hey Firstname, to make up for being a terrible tinder date, I'm giving you 25 optimizations to generate more leads instead of the 13 I promised.

Also, you have my heartfelt thanks for engaging with my facebook posts. As a middle child, I'm used to talking to myself so it's a big treat when someone "talks" back.

Here you go: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1to5VBJ1jZJ_8n5A5KRv1YYkN97wlJ0YG

P.S Any and all feedback is always appreciated. Seriously, last I checked there were 29 people on my list - no worries about me being inundated with responses. I've got this.

TLDR: Are you kidding? It's like 3 tiny paragraphs! My nearly blind mother with shaky hand reads more than that. Git up there and read it!"

Me: "Hey Firstname, to make up for being a terrible tinder date, I'm giving you 25 optimizations to generate more leads instead of the 13 I promised.

Also, you have my heartfelt thanks for engaging with my facebook posts. As a middle child, I'm used to talking to myself so it's a big treat when someone "talks" back.

Here you go: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1to5VBJ1jZJ_8n5A5KRv1YYkN97wlJ0YG

P.S Any and all feedback is always appreciated. Seriously, last I checked there were 29 people on my list - no worries about me being inundated with responses. I've got this.

TLDR: Are you kidding? It's like 3 tiny paragraphs! My nearly blind mother with shaky hand reads more than that. Git up there and read it!"

My Mom: "Firstname, You Did It!"

(Did you make a fool out of my mom by entering a fake name??)

My Mom: "Firstname, You Did It!"

(Did you make a fool out of my mom by entering a fake name??)

My Mom: "Firstname, you're in!"